Friday, February 11, 2011

Will the Real Sarah Palin Please Stand Up?

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait, is that the real Sarah Palin?

Governor Sarah Palin was not expected to attend this years CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) but for a moment some attendees thought there may have been a change of plans.

While former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was making last minute adjustments to his “do” before taking stage, a woman resembling Sarah Palin strolled through the lobby immediately sparking attention from attendees.

“I’m here for CPAC,” said Patti Lyons, “Plus I heard they had some good mooseburgers.” Patti has done the Palin impersonation before. Her website even calls her “the world’s premier Governor Palin impressionist”, you can book Patti by calling 865-546-0000.

It seems even when Sarah is absent she has the ability to draw a crowd.


  1. It doesn't look like Sarah to me! It doesn't sound like Sarah either!

  2. I heard there was a smiling Mitt Romney impersonator in the CPAC lobby, unfortunately it is not known who assembled the cardboard life-size display.